"Get Bikini Fabulous in 7 Days" my monthly rag promises me. Well, I'm hoping so seeing as yesterday I managed to make purchase of not one but TWO bikinis for the small monetary sacrifice of 6 British pounds. One in red and one in a nice light blue - both halter, both very well fitting for such a price.
It made me think of all the ill-fitting overpriced bikinis that have adorned my body over the years. Seriously, even the Myleene had the familiar 'too-small-on-top-too-big-on-bottom' effect going on.
So the roads leading to Rome are paved with thus:
1. Get a tan
2. Maintain healthy diet when away
3. See EVERYTHING
4. Eat every kind of Italian cheese I can find
5. OD on Parma ham
6. Read Harry Potter 5, then 6 and 7
7. Look like the girl in the illustration above...
Ciao!
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